Joke of the Day

wahahahahaha............

ikaw man da bala post..ako man gani sang naga type ko sang joke ko ga kadlaw man ko gani nga daw buang....hehehehehe

Complete the phrases


FAR.....SEE.....YOU..

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Far See You ang laban na to

ohhhhhh



SADYA....

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libee,bida ang sarap!!!!!


GEMS....

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OMG Si Gems Yap tangkad pla niya?!?!?!?!

The Bill




At a
fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a dress and asks
the male clerk: How much does it costs?
"Only one kiss per yard,"
replied the male clerk with a smirk.
"That's fine," said the girl. I'll
take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his
face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, and then
teasingly held it out.
The girl took the bag and pointed to the old man
standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

Bus Incident


A woman
got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and
blurted out, "That`s the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an
aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed
that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.


"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.


The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to
insult passengers. He could be fired for that."


"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give
him a piece of my mind!"


"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

Wheheheheeh nice one!

Mangita man ko di share a.

hay wala gid a...

dugay wala ta di ka post ba. continue ta ni a.

love can remove fears
love can remove doubts
love can remove worries
and love can remove underwears too.
so be careful..

Bakolgang wrote:

love can remove fears
love can remove doubts
love can remove worries
and love can remove underwears too.
so be careful..

So very true.

Miss China said to Miss Angola backstage.....

"Congratulations!! You may have the crown but hey, it's made in China!"

nice!!!

Student: Sir, kumusta po ang grades ko??
Teacher: aba iha! Kasing ganda ng buhok mo..
Student: talaga po? Wow naman!..
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Teacher: ou, parang bagong rebond.. BAGSAK NA BAGSAK

XD

3 on an Island

There were three guys on an island, lets call them 1,2, and 3. they were on the brink of death when 1 found a lamp with a genie in it.

The genie tells them to get 10 of the same fruit and then come back to him.3 returns first with apples. The genie tells him okay shove these 10 apples up your butt and if you do not change your facial expression ill get you off this island. So he starts 1,2,3,4,5 then he yells in pain so he is stuck on the island forever.2 returns with berries and the genie tells him the same thing.

So he begins 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 then he starts cracking up laughing, so he is punished by being stranded on the island forever. while 1 is testing his talent 3 asks 2
"Why did you start laughing, you were so close?!" 2 said" i saw 1 had pineapples!"

When I was a KID:

Pussy meant CAT,
Sex meant GENDER,
Bitch was a FEMALE DOG,
Dick was a NAME,
BJ was a NICK-NAME,
Bang was a SOUND,
Rubber was just like PLASTIC,
Ass was an ANIMAL,
Tit was a SNACK,
But Now -

Everything is just Damn Complicated.?
Like iF you agree! / Comment "NO" if you don't.

BRA

Anak: Dad im fifteen na, pwde nb ko mg-bra?
Dad: Di pwede!
Anak: But Dad, all my friends wear bra na..
Dad: Tigilan mo ko RENATO! Baka pisain ko itlog mo!

Lumubog ang barko
Pari: San Pedro! San Jose! San Juan!
Madre: Sta Maria! Sta Clara! Sta. Lucia!...
Intsik: Anu beyan! Lubok na nga bahko tawak tawak pa kayo ng pasahero!!

wahahahahaha laking bobo talaga ng insik.