Re: Joke of the Day

by **Bakolgang** April 8th 2010, 10:01 pm

baw daw wala na update di haw?
ari joke na lang ta a. Saku guro kamo kay Manggahan Festival na and summer pa.

A mother asked her daughter about her sex life. the daughter only answer. “Cebu Pacific”
On the way home, the mother saw the billboard and was shocked!!!

“Cebu Pacific 7 days a week, twice daily and both ways!!!”

That girl!! idol!!!

by **Lexter** April 11th 2010, 11:04 pm

wahahahah!!!!!!!!!! nice joke ah! daw joke gid... thanks for the update...
busy na gid man guro ang mga people d ah... Joke of the Day - Page 5 Icon_flower

by **basilio** April 14th 2010, 10:31 am

oh na banhaw ka lex?

by **Lexter** April 15th 2010, 1:09 am

huo eh.. pilahon lang... joke ah!!! nagpamalandong man ta basil... Joke of the Day - Page 5 Icon_sunny

by **basilio** April 16th 2010, 4:05 pm

ako man gani pero ngaa daw ka lawig gid ya sang pamalandong mo haw?

by **Lexter** April 22nd 2010, 1:11 am

talagsa lang ko dan ga pamalandong... ikaw bala basil mong... teh kaw ya daw lawig man gani bakasyon mo...heheh... please update sang joke ta... thanks... Joke of the Day - Page 5 Icon_flower

by **basilio** April 22nd 2010, 2:49 pm

ano nga lawig man?

permi ko ya online ikaw lang ya ang wala..

daw lapit nalang fiesta sa nueva lex noh? my kilala ka da? Very Happy

by **Bakolgang** April 22nd 2010, 5:56 pm

Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.
Aling Dionisia: Talaga?... gusto ko gumanda!
Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.
Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako? ... See More
Genie: Hindi. Babalik na lang ako sa loob.
--------- --------- ---------
Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang egg?
Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA!
--------- --------- ---------
Reporter: Ngayong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?
Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.
Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?
Manny: Yung mga lipstek,
pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know…
--------- --------- ---------
Dionisia: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
Doctor: (gulat) magpapaseksi ka na?
Dionisia: Breast sa ngepen ba. Para umayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?
--------- --------- --------- ---------
Pacquiao: Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo.
Hatton: Pagandahan na lang tayo ng nanay!
Pacquiao: Ah! Wala namang ganyanan. I mean, yo know…
--------- --------- --------- ---------
Aling Dionisia: Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
Inday: Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
Aling Dionisia: Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasiselaw mga mata ko
kaya kailangan ko yung seeds.
--------- ---------
Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tayu anu ang magandang name?
Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin… “MANKY”......
------------- ------------- ----------
Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky,
di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
Manny: Talaga 'nay? Anu?
Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky) --------- -------
-------- --------- --------- ---------
Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah!! Nasaan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!
--------- ------- -------- ------- ------- -----------
Si Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan...
Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar sa .Gen
San?
Manny: Ah, yun ba? uhmm...eh... ang masasabi kulang diyan ay....
Reporter: Ano..?
Manny: Ahh, kwan,...maraming Fish sa Gen San pero wala masyado umo-Order .
--------- --------- -------- -------- -------- ----------
Freddie Roach and Manny Pacquiao heart to heart talk
Manny: Pare, ba't naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala
ka pa bang napupusuan?
Freddie: Meron. .. Manhid ka lang!
--------- -------- -------- -------- ---------
Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!! Manny Pacquiao po - sa Deal or No Deal
-------- -------- --------- --------
Sa Las Vegas
Waiter: May i take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!
--------- ---------- --------- --------- ------- --------
Sa isang Birthday Party Aling Dionisia: Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!
--------- ---------- ------- --------- -------- --------
You is! You is! You is! sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika..
Andito na ako sa You is!
-------- ---------- -------- --------- -------
Chavit: Manny, paki - acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late
dumating eh.. ayun kadadaan lang sa tabi ng ringside.
Manny: I wou ld like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st
GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!

by **basilio** April 22nd 2010, 8:32 pm

kudal na ya ang dapat kay Aling Dionisia wehehehehehehe or di gani cyclone wire para tibay...

by **Lexter** April 24th 2010, 11:09 am

hahahahahah!!!! funny aling dionisia... nice jokes here. thanks for posting...

@ basil: damo man ko kilala da... pa miesta ka haw?... Joke of the Day - Page 5 Icon_flower

by **basilio** April 28th 2010, 12:10 pm

lex naka lagaw kami pag fiesta sa nueva tan-aw lang fireworks ky la gid kami kilala da wala gani kami ka panyapun kag nagpuli.....hehehehehe

by **Bakolgang** April 30th 2010, 9:50 am

"Alcohol contains female hormones" PROOF after drinking
1) Men speak unnecessarily
2)become very over emotional
3)drive badly
4)stop thinking
5)FIGHT FOR NOTHING Joke of the Day - Page 5 Icon_lol

by Lady_raisa April 30th 2010, 9:55 am

hay d na ko karelate sa mga post ah..dugay ko nadula sa linya b

by **basilio** April 30th 2010, 8:24 pm

bagay cmu ya sa mga la data nga istorya ka lang ya...

kag sa subre ka lang hulat ky makarelate ka gid na dayun...

by **Lexter** April 30th 2010, 9:58 pm

wahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! daw joke man ah... Joke of the Day - Page 5 Lol

@basil: nag ano ka lang gali ya sa nueva? nag pa cute?.... Joke of the Day - Page 5 Icon_geek

by **basilio** April 30th 2010, 11:27 pm

laban gid eh.mayo kapa gani ya ky naka panyapun ka ya guro.....

la ka man be ng hagad moh..

by **Bakolgang** May 1st 2010, 11:06 am

Philippine President should have the ff:

Villar's money
Aquino's Heart
Teodoro's Brain
Estrada's appeal
Villanueva's spirituality
and Gordon's... DICK ^_^

by **Lexter** May 2nd 2010, 9:17 pm

wahahahaahahahaH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice joke here...

@ basil: nanyapun man eh... but gamay lang galing...
naton ya pa presyo ka pa da.... Joke of the Day - Page 5 Icon_geek

by **basilio** May 3rd 2010, 9:32 am

wala ko ya gapa presyo ano mahimu ko ky wala ko kilala kundi wala sang my nag hagad sakon..kong gin hagad mko tani makaon sa friend mo tani busog man ko.hehehehehe

by **Lexter** May 4th 2010, 10:15 pm

hay nevermind ah... tapos naman to, d ta na na pagpalawigon nga topic... Joke of the Day - Page 5 Icon_albino

importante nakalagaw ka to... kag kakita mga maanyag nga taga nueva... heheh... Joke of the Day - Page 5 Icon_flower

by **basilio** May 12th 2010, 12:57 am

waaaaaaaaaa wala ko sang my nakita nga maanyag sa nueva..

except tani cmu kong nag kitaay ta...

by **Bakolgang** May 17th 2010, 10:13 am

nanay: anak simula ng lumabas ka sa mental ang laki ng improvement mo ah. pero bakit nagtatanim ka na sa bakuran natin ngayon?

anak: a huge wave of zombies is approaching!

by **Lexter** May 18th 2010, 11:28 pm

like it... wahahahah!!!
some more please... Joke of the Day - Page 5 Icon_flower

by **basilio** June 2nd 2010, 2:11 pm

BATA:Bakal?

TINDERA:WHATS YOURS BOY?

BATA:my ara Kamu.........

Liquid Solution That was Mixed evenly with organic & Inorganic Compound
Substances & had undergone Fermentation & Sealed inside a Solid State of matter in a homogeneous mixture?

for short: my ara kamu COKE?

Nosebleed ang Tindira! Very Happy

by **Lexter** June 14th 2010, 1:42 pm

daw ma epistaxis man ko d gani basil eh... whhew!!! thanks for the post and update... Joke of the Day - Page 5 Lol

by **basilio** June 20th 2010, 3:41 pm

wahahahahaha............

ikaw man da bala post..ako man gani sang naga type ko sang joke ko ga kadlaw man ko gani nga daw buang....hehehehehe

by **Lexter** June 23rd 2010, 11:30 am

Complete the phrases

FAR.....SEE.....YOU..

....

....

Far See You ang laban na to

ohhhhhh

SADYA....

.....

....

libee,bida ang sarap!!!!!

GEMS....

....

...

OMG Si Gems Yap tangkad pla niya?!?!?!?!

by **Lexter** June 23rd 2010, 11:45 am

The Bill

At a
fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a dress and asks
the male clerk: How much does it costs?
"Only one kiss per yard,"
replied the male clerk with a smirk.
"That's fine," said the girl. I'll
take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his
face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, and then
teasingly held it out.
The girl took the bag and pointed to the old man
standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill." Joke of the Day - Page 5 Icon_lol

by Sponsored content